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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.两个耳朵都不好的老李和老张在街上遇见了,老李笑着大声说:“老张,你干嘛去呀?”老张大声回答:“老李啊,我吃了。你干嘛去啊?”老李又大声回答:“我刚吃完。”两个人招招手走过。
2.那天去买肉,我翻了几块看看,卖肉的有点不耐烦了,就说:“你到底买不买?挑来挑去的。”我说:“这肉上面毛有点太多了。”卖肉的说:“大哥,你就放心的买吧,毛不算钱。”
3.老师这天和小明说:“小明,你现在写作文的毛病就是总用词不当。现在我再来考考你,用一个成语来形容老师很开心,说说看。”小明想了一会儿说:“含笑九泉。”

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