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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.心狠手辣的小明舔了一下自己的手指，结果被辣哭了。

2.金钱如粪土，朋友值千金
  金钱=粪土 朋友=金钱×1000
  根据交换律，得知：
  朋友=粪土×1000

3.虽说早睡早起身体好，可是晚睡晚起心情好啊！

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