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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

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来大姨妈了,就跟朋友说:你说我会不会失血过多,导致阳气下降,从而发生些不好的事情呀?朋友:你就放心吧,狗血是辟邪的。

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今天去姐姐家,看见姐姐在打孩子。我:打孩子干嘛啊,孩子那么小,打他干嘛?姐:他骗老师,不去上课。我:那也不能打啊,你要教育他。姐:他跟老湿说他舅舅死了,他要请假回来看他舅舅最后一眼。我:你歇会儿,我来。

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女友在外面经常吃些小亏,自己一人时从不言语,但是我在身边时,就会跟人家争辩几句,不管结果怎样,事后都特开心。某天,取得一次小胜利之后,二货说了句让我吐血的话:狗仗人势的感觉真好啊!

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年纪大了,笑点也高了,以前看着哈哈大笑的

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